Someone Will Appreciate

I woke up this morning feeling the skinniest I have felt in a very long time. I wish the reason was because my body finally realized that ...

It's been a little over a month since my last post. Unfortunately, my Ulcerative Colitis flare did not leave as fast as it came . Firs...

March, you are starting out to be a mega bitch and I'm not liking you. February was ending so well for me and I was looking forward to...

When I was in college, one of my guy friends insisted that girls didn’t poop. He truly believed that when girls went to the bathroom, th...

Since I live alone and do a lot of things alone, I am not use to that much judgement by some of my actions. If I ever do live with someone...

Its been over a month since I posted which is very unlike me. Although I had been posting less and less and YOLOing more and more, I still...

Nut. Milk. So for the last three days, I have had a liquid diet of juice. By choice. Yup, no chewing. (Not even gum.) Just juice. Cooler...

TLC has done it again to me! It has created a TV show that has generated a fascination and caused me to have so many questions. Although T...

It's not a secret I am always trying to lose weight. Or at least not gain anymore. Ever. It seems that the watching of my waistline ne...

Cheers to solid poop and no cramping! Wooooot! You know what's awesome? Waking up every morning and feeling healthy again! I can hap...

I have not denied my love for all things poop and farts (and also burps). They are all hilarious. Remember, everyone poops so you should ne...

I have a love. This love also happens to be one of my worst enemies. But I just can't stay away. "Why hello there...Trail Mix....

This week was my first full week back at work since being sick and being in the hospital. Stupid Ulcerative Colitis (UC) . I missed 6 da...

This past year has not been the best one on record for me health-wise. First I broke my foot, then I had a Colitis flare-up followed by a ba...

Pooping is something very personal. Usually people like to poop with a home-court advantage. That is, in the privacy of their own home. Howe...

There are just some times when you don't want to go to work. Maybe you were out too late drinking last night? Maybe you were all up all ...

I will burp in front of pretty much anyone. Anytime. Anywhere.  Same goes with talking about poop. But there is one thing that I do find to ...

As previously mentioned , I have Ulcerative Colitis. Every once in a while, I get a flare-up and things get bad. How bad? I have never given...

Poop. Crap. Doody. Shit. It's brown, it's smelly, and it's gross. But guess what?  Everyone does it. Everyone. So why are so man...

I have lived in NYC for seven years now. In those seven years I have witnessed some pretty interesting things. Things that make my mouth dro...