Because I do travel decently enough, I have started to make some observations (shocking coming from me, right?) about my habits when traveling, as well as those around me. Some things I have noticed over the years...
Decisions, Decisions |
Just wear sweats! |
3) I get annoyed when people don't know how to fill their bins properly in the security line. It's 2012. We are over ten years after 9/11 and people still don't know what to do. Take your shoes off and take your computer out and put it in a separate bin. Get a clue. Stop holding everyone up. There are signs everywhere and people telling you what to do. How can you still screw this up? Morons. I love being behind the business fliers because they are so quick and efficient because they do this so often.
Also on this note, I try to wear flip flops or flats to make it easier to take my shoes on and off but then I end up standing barefoot on the airport floor which skeezes me out. I never know whether to wear my gym shoes and deal with lacing and unlacing or go with some sort of slide on shoe. Decisions, decisions.
4) I think working the X-ray machine would be so cool. Once I put my stuff on the conveyor belt and move through the metal detector, I try to always get a good look on the screen of the person looking at the X-ray machine stuff. I think it would be a cool job to do that. Maybe not all day, every day, but those people get to see what's inside everyone's suitcase. Kinda neat. I am sure its gets boring doing it ALL day, but it looks like fun for a bit. I want to do it. For like a day. Or maybe just an hour or two. Regardless, I always am intrigued and wonder what they see looking through hundreds of suitcases day after day.
5) I get suuuuper irritated when I bring carry on and am forced to check my bag anyway. When every single person has a carry-on as the case usually is, everyone puts it in the overhead compartments. And guess what? They get filled up pretty damn fast. The airlines had to know this was going to happen when they started charging people for checking luggage. As someone who used to check a bag and now makes due with carry on, I get it, but that doesn't stop me from being pissed when I am seating 4 and they make me check my carry on. This just adds unnecessary time when I land to wait for my bag when all I want to do is get where I need to go. I followed the rules and I still have to wait. Annoying.
6) I don't really sleep on the plane and am very jealous/envious of those that can. Maybe it's natural or maybe it's induced by some self medication. Some Ambien, some Xanax, and/or some alcohol. Whatever it is, I wish I could sleep on a plane. Maybe I need to invest in one of those neck pillow things as a start. Hmmm.... Or just get some meds. Either/or. Oooooh, or both.
Why yes, I'd love to share a cab back uptown when we land. |
Flying obviously isn't what it use to be ten years ago. But I prefer beefed up security and longer lines and be safer. As long as I give myself enough time to get there, it's no big deal. Also, usually when I am flying I am totally going somewhere I am looking forward to or coming back from a great visit/vacation so there isn't much to stress about. I fly back to NYC tomorrow, so there's always a little hope that number 7 can happen for me. Wish me luck! Maybe I will be blogging about that in the near future?!
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